This week’s three hour RAW starts with music and pyro.
Justin welcomes us to Thanksgiving RAW. He talks about Ventura’s new show and then announces him, but it’s Orton’s music and Orton out to the ring. Orton into the ring with a mic in hand. He says the normal routine is that the guest host comes out to be interrupted by someone. He doesn’t care. Ventura has an announcement tonight about the title. He also knows what his father has told him about Jesse and that’s he thinks himself to be a revolutionary, a radical. Someone not afraid to break the rules. He wants Jesse to prove that to him. He knows he’s not supposed to face Cena for the title anymore. But he also knows the guest host has the power to what he or she wants. Jesse Ventura has the power to lift his ban so he can face Cena for the title. Heat from the fans. Jesse knows Orton and knows he deserves to be Champion more than anyone else. Before Jesse makes his announcement, come out there and give him the chance to become Champion again. It’s the right thing to do and don’t listen to these people. Come on out Jesse. Jesse comes out in all black with a horrible fake, shiny, maroon alligator jacket, goggle type sunglasses and a tiny little ponytail in the back of his almost gone hair. He looks too political, other than the jacket. He really looks like a politician trying to be a bad ass. He comes into the ring and gives a cheap pop. He says ‘The Body’ is back. As we can see he’s not dressed like a governor, he’s dressed like pro wrestling (cough *not* cough). The fans go wild for him. Jesse says he’s in charge, so what he says goes. He respects Orton and likes his style. In fact, he reminds Jesse of himself, back when he was a little younger. The problem is that he is the governor, he doesn’t belong to the republicans, he doesn’t belong to the democrats, he’s the independent for revolution in this country. Demanding a revolution. Since he’s the governor of revolution, he’s the one who will bring something new to WWE tonight. Orton won’t get a title shot. There’s been too many of the same people, day in, day out, week after week. The same people getting title shots. It’s not going to be Orton, it’s not going to be Big Show. Orton asks if it’s HHH getting the shot. Jesse says no, not HHH. Orton asks about HBK? Not HBK. Jericho? No, not Jericho. None of these people will! What’s going to happen tonight, there will be a series of matches. To qualify for these matches is simple, you can never have been a World Champion! Orton looks pissed. The winners will going into a Breakthrough Battle Royal. The winner will be the number one contender for the WHC. It won’t be any of these old names. Orton’s on the list of those who have been there, done that. Those are the rules as he sees them. Orton tells Jesse he’s making a very, very big mistake. Jesse says he’s made plenty of mistakes, but he moves on. But his rules still go and he’s the guest host, so what he says goes. The first for tonight, Cena will face Punk… heat from the fans – they have never fought before. The Hart Dynasty will face DX – they have never fought before. The contestants to the Breakthrough Battle Royal will be number one contender because that’s the how he says it will be. The first match starts now. Kofi makes his way out. He and Orton stare each other down as they pass on the ramp. They both stop to glare before continuing on. Orton is still seething. Kofi shakes Jesse’s hand and gets in the ring.
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Video from RAW last week and the fight between Orton and Kofi. Dolph out to face Kofi.
They lock up and Kofi is backed into a corner and no clean break from Dolph. But Kofi turns it around and gets chants. Kofi flies at Dolph, but Dolph moves and Kofi lands painfully in the corner. Dolph works Kofi over and pins for two. Kofi punches, but then is slammed to the mat for two. Chinlock on Kofi in the center of the ring. Dolph puts huge pressure on Kofi who manages to get to his feet and out, but then slammed back to the mat. Elbow drops on Kofi, at least five of them and then gets heat. The sixth is huge and he pins for two. Another chinlock on Kofi. “Kofi” chants. Kofi up and flip Dolph to the mat. Dropkick lands Dolph to the mat then flying forearm. Kofi’s leg drops and the fans into it. Kofi misses his finisher, but fights off Dolph, hits it and pins for three.
– Winner: Kofi
Kofi celebrates in the ring. Video replay of the end of the match.
King and Cole talk about being thankful and that SD! Stars are here to say what they’re thankful for.
Miz is backstage and says he’s thankful for the loves, respect and adoration the fans show him on Monday for being the only one on RAW who won at BR. For his team who won at SS. For being the best US Champion of all time. Actually he’s not thankful for any of that. He expects it and we should be thankful for watching him for he’s the Miz and he’s awesome. Happy Thanksgiving.
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WWE Slam Of The Week – Sheamus dared anyone to get in the ring with him. No one came out so he attacked a crew member then kicked King in the head.
Sheamus out to the ring. Finlay comes out to face him.
Finlay with forearms on Sheamus and Sheamus rolled from the ring. Sheamus tossed across the announce table. Into the ring and Sheamus kicks Finlay in the chest. Sheamus on him hard and pins for two. Another kick to Finlay’s chest. Choking Finlay in a corner, but then Finlay fights back. Doesn’t last long as Sheamus plows right over him. Finlay shoulder first into the ring post. Finlay up and hits his border toss type finisher for three.
– Winner: Sheamus
Sheamus feels in his mouth and looks for blood as if something isn’t quite right. Sheamus leaves the ring but then is back, pulls Finlay from the ring. Back first into the stairs then into the barrier. Finlay clotheslined over the barrier. Sheamus stands over Finlay breathing heavy as Finlay holds his head.
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Teddy Long says he has a lot to be thankful for Mr. McMahon… Vickie cut him off about being his consultant. She talks about her power and influence. Her “boyfriend’ talks about eye candy. Vickie asks for the mashed potatoes. Teddy about threw them on, but the “Boyfriend” caught them before they wore them.
Video for Ventura’s new show.
Jesse backstage and Orton’s there. Orton says he wants in. he says it’s a conspiracy, the WWE doesn’t want him to be Champion. Jesse says he knows conspiracies as he’s been covering them all over the country for his new show. Maybe he is a victim of one. Knowing the boss and how things work. Orton says he was forced into signing a contract. It’s horrible that Kofi can and he can’t. Jesse said he laid down the law and can’t change that. It’s a revolution and a revolution means new. The only guys getting a shot are those who have never held a title. He likes that Orton retires guys. He’s proud that he retired when he did and didn’t come back. Keep retiring these guy, but don’t ask him to break the rules. Orton stomps off and Jesse puts his sunglasses back on.
CM Punk out to the ring in his surly way. Cena out to face him. Punk grabs a mic and says that people are talking about being thankful. He has a lot to be thankful for. First, he’s thankful tha he’s straight edge. He’s thankful this makes him different because he wouldn’t want to be like any of them. For those living under a rock, straight edge means no drug, no alcohol, no prescription medications. He doesn’t abuse his body. Straight edge means he’s better than us. Thanksgiving’s biggest vice is gluttony. By the size of some of them he can see them bellied up to all the food. They’ll be shocked as they push away from the table and say they ate too much. Then reach for a crutch of a pill or a little liquid antacid. When they feel better, they’ll have desert! Because they’re fat, gluttonous and not as strong as Punk. This Thanksgiving there’s two choices – be him, or be our drug consuming self. Three cheers for mediocrity. Tonight he faces a turkey named Cena. Punk wants Cena to know that through those sober eyes, he can see Cena.
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Cena out in his new orange t-shirt. Punk removes his shirt and throws it at Cena. Cena holds Punk’s shirt up, but the fans don’t want it. Cena removes his own shirt and the fans want that.
They dance around and then Punk hides in the ropes. Finally they lock up and Punk gets a side headlock on Cena. Cena pushes out and they crash shoulders. Punk holds his shoulder as if it hurt. They lock up and Punk starts kicking Cena. Kicks and punches to Cena in a corner. Cena reverses a whip and hit’s a bulldog for one. Huge punches on Punk. Punk whipped then a drop toe hold. Cena starts for the STF but Punk flees the ring.
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During the break Cena almost hit an AA, but Punk reached the ropes. Punk has his legs around Cena’s head in the center of the ring. Cena up with Punk still on his shoulder. Cena drops back slamming Punk to the mat. Punk clotheslines Cena for two. Knee to Cena in a corner. Cena whipped and falls to the mat. Front facelock on Cena into a neck breaker for two. Elbows to Cena’s chest – over and over. Punk pins for two. Punch to Cena. Some “Cena” chants. Cena stops a whip and shoulder blocks Punk twice before slamming him to the mat. Five knuckle shuffle on Punk. Punk up for the AA but lands on his feet. Cena up for the GTS, but grabs his leg on the way down to flip Punk onto the mat for the STF. Punk’s close to the ropes but Cena pulls him back. Punk starts to drag Cena, Cena drags back. Finally Punk gets to the ropes and the hold is broken. Boot to the back of Cena’s head. Punk drags himself over to pin for two. Knees to Cena’s gut. Cena whipped and a high knee. Cena pushes off Punk’s bulldog and both are down. Cena uses the ropes to get to his feet on the apron, then climbs. Cena flies riding Punk down with a leg drop to the back of Punk’s head for two. Punk up for the AA, but elbows out. Punk again boots Cena in the head. Punk pins for two. Punk flies onto a corner, but Cena moves. Cena up on the second ropes in a corner with Punk up for the AA. Cena hits it from up there and pins for three.
– Winner: Cena
Cena celebrates while posing for the fans. Punk is down on the mat. Video of the highlights of the match.
King and Cole are still talking about Punk and Cena, then about Jesse Ventura. King said Punk fell out of the other side of the ring. Video of Jesse’s announcement of the matches for the night. The winner will face the Champion on their show.
Backstage Vince to see Jesse. Vince says what he said to Piper, he’s out of the ring until there’s better competition, so the answer is no. Jesse says it’s not to challenge him. Why would he stoop so low as to wrestle him. When Jesse wrestled, Vince was an announcer. He’s there to hit Vince below the belt – mentally. Vince says Jesse wants him to guest on Jesse’s new show. Jesse says he knows a lot of conspiracies going on in WWE. Vince says Jesse became governor and Vince became a billionaire and wants some autographs signed. Jesse said the budget in Minnesota was 32 billion a year, that’s when he was in charge. So he can run Vince’s little operation here. Vince asks why he asked him here. Jesse said it’s a throwback night. He’s not going to wrestle, he’s going to do what his dad did. He’s one of the few people who remembers his father and when he was in charge. His father had so little confidence in him that he couldn’t make matches or run the place. He made Vince an announcer. It’s where he knew Vince couldn’t get into too much trouble. Put him on announce where he can’t get in trouble. They’re going back on announce together. The one place they might be good at. Jesse runs the show and Vince has no call. Jesse hands Vince a tux and tells him they’re going to do what his father thought he could do. Jesse gave him a red bow tie. Said if Vince isn’t Bozo The Clown, he’s his twin.
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Chavo, Masters and Swagger in the ring. Out comes MVP, Henry and R-Truth.
MVP and Swagger start. Swagger takes MVP down to the mat with real wrestling and then up into a side headlock. Shoulder block to MVP. Hip toss to Swagger. Punch to Swagger and MVP pins for one. Shoulders into MVP’s gut in the heel corner. Chavo tags in and flies, but MVP catches Chavo and hit’s a belly to belly, but Masters tagged Chavo before he flew and he takes MVP down. Chavo back in with punches on MVP’s head. Punches to MVP’s head in the hell corner. Masters tags in and chinlock on MVP. MVP up but a forearm to his back. MVP hit’s a clothesline and tags in R-Truth. R-Truth works over Masters. They all end up in the ring. Fight their way out but Henry has Chavo. Chavo in the air and thrown out onto Swagger. R-Truth throws a move but the cameras changed and it was messed up. R-Truth pins for three.
– Winners: Henry, MVP & R-Truth
The Kool Aid Gang and R-Truth celebrate in the ring.
DX backstage. HHH glares at HBK who looks nervous. HHH asks what’s with the kick. HBK says he’s innocent, it’s for the championship. He thought HHH was going to pedigree him first anyway! HHH says he wasn’t, but obviously was. HBK tells him he knew it. HHH tells him not to turn it around, HBK kicked him three times last night! Took his head off as the bell rang. HBK comments on his dodgy eye thing, but was aiming for Cena. Someone clears his throat. It’s a little bald guy. HHH asks if they grow on tree. The little guy hands an envelope. Hornswoggle is suing them in Little People’s Court next Monday. HHH says it’s awfully short notice. HBK says it puts a little damper on Thanksgiving. HHH calls Hornswoggle a little ingrate.
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Evan Bourne out to the ring. Primo starts out but then Orton runs and attacks him from behind. Primo tossed off the ramp and then over the side to stomp the heck out of him. Orton leaves Primo laying and to the ring. Orton demands to the ref to take his spot. Tells the ref to ring the bell. Jesse on the tron tells him to shut it down. Orton’s been on him since he got there. Rules are meant to be broken and he’s breaking his own rule. If Orton can beat Bourne, he can have a chance in the Battle Royal. He likes Orton’s style. Ring the bell!
Orton right onto Evan as soon as the bell is rung. Kicks to Evan and then shoulder first into the post. Orton pins for two. Evan slammed up into the bottom rope for another two. Evan starts fighting back. Knee to Orton’s chin. Evan up and rides Orton down for a long two! Evan slings off the ropes and flies but Orton catches for a scoop slam. Orton stalks and hits his RKO for three.
– Winner: Orton
Orton stares around at the fans in that creepy way. Video of Primo being taken out by Orton. Then the RKO. Orton still stands there staring around.
Video of Vince and Jesse riding horses to the ring. More and more video of Vince and Jesse on announce. Hysterical and they both looked so young!
Mickie, Kelly and Melina dressed as Native Americans, headed for the ring.
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Mayflower Melee Match. Michelle, Layla and Jillian come out looking really pissed off in short but humble pilgrim outfits. Michelle grabs a mic and says they get it, it’s Thanksgiving and they’re dressed as pilgrims, how original. they’ve made them do some stupid things in the past, but this is ridiculous. Thanks to the guest host, the governor, this is the stupidest. Justin says the special timekeeper is the Gobbledy Gooker. (Survivor Series 1990). The turkey clad person dances his way out.
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The pilgrims are still pissed. Gooker is still dancing around the ring. Video of the Gooker hatching at SS 1990. Poor Mean Gene had to play around with him then. Mickie, Kelly and Melina come out, announce as the Indians and King says it’s not PC. Mickie’s barefooted, Melina in furry boots, Kelly in sneakers ruining her look.
Jillian and Melina fight. Melina on top at first until she’s pulled off a corner by the back of her skirt. Kicks to Melina in a corner. Melina whipped. Jillian tries her flipping back… Melina grabs Jillian by her legs and takes her down. Face plant to Jillian for two. Layla grabs Melina’s hair from outside. Michelle and Layla leave Jillian alone in the ring. Melina rolls her up and pins for three.
– Winners: Kelly, Melina & Mickie
They dance around the ring and seem to be having fun. King into the ring, as well as the Gooker. King asks Melina about winning. She celebrates Mickie and Kelly and then is attacked by the Gooker. The Gooker beats Melina with her head – it’s Maryse. She then freaks out at wearing such and ugly outfit and strips down to black and sparkly. Maryse slams the whole outfit down on Melina and then dances as if she’s getting huge pop or heat – she got neither. Video of the bad setup and Maryse’s attack. King helps Melina in the ring.
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DX’s music and they come out to the ring. The Hart Dynasty came out to face them, Natalya in the lead.
HBK and Kidd start it off. Forearms to HBK’s face. Chops to Kidd. Flying forearm to Kidd. Kidd shoved into the ropes and Smith gets a blind tag. Smith in and suplexes HBK. Smith pins for two. Again Smith pins. The announcers go through each of these kids ancestries. Back breaker on HBK. Elbow to HBK’s upper back. Kidd tags in. Smith hit’s a drop toe hold HBK and then Kidd hit’s a very low dropkick to HBK’s faces for two. Headlock on HBK while Natalya barks orders. HBK starts punching out but gets an atomic drop for two. Smith tags in and Kidd helps Smith get HBK for a delayed vertical suplex (have seen them do this live and it works so well for them). Headlock on HBK. HBK out and chops. HBK up on Smith’s shoulder. HBK pushes off sending Smith into a corner. Smith comes back and they bump heads. Both are down. Both are able to tag out. HHH on Kidd who ducks twice then eats a high knee. Tyson telegraphs into a facebuster. Clothesline to Kidd then Spinebuster to Smith. Spinebuster on Kidd too. Smith set up for the pedigree but Kidd distracts. Smith takes HHH down. Smith gets HHH set up, but HBK hits sweet chin music on Smith. HHH catches a flying Kidd and hits his pedigree for three.
– Winners: DX
HHH helps HBK to his feet. They show the end from a better camera. They pose and HBK looks really sore. Their music changes to Jericho’s. He comes out to the stage with a mic. He applauds DX and congratulates them. He says Jesse said they will face off in three weeks for the tag title. Big Show is on a personal vacation day, but… HHH says they know all this, but this is Hershey! Big Show is at the factory and Big Show ate so much they can’t get him out the door he came in! The fans love it! Jericho does. He isn’t happy and says this is serious. HBK agrees it’s serious because one thing Jesse didn’t mention to Jericho is that at the next PPV there will be Tables Matches, Ladder Matches and Chair Matches. But Jeri-Show-Show and the tag titles will be on the line in a TLC Match. Jericho looks ill. HBK says if you’re not down with that… Jericho screams at them to stop, he’s sick of their stupid catch phrases. He says he’s the best and he and Big Show are the best team ever. It’s not about merchandise, glow sticks, phrases. It’s about championships. DX has never been tag champions. “DX” chants. Jericho told them to chant because that’s all that they have is their mechanize. They won’t win. As long as Jericho has those titles, DX never will!
Backstage Batista is heading for the ring.
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Batista out with no music and only a little heat – no pop. He grabs a mic and says Rey won’t be joining us tonight. Actually, Rey will be spending Thanksgiving in a hospital bed and has not on to blame but himself. Last month, his good buddy, stabbed him in the back and cost him his WHC. He could have snapped him in half then, but didn’t. He left him know he was angry. He gave Rey the chance to walk away, but didn’t. He stuck out his little chest and embarrassed him. Last night he chose to power bomb Rey until he had to scraped off a chair. No on disrespects him. He’s there to put everyone on notice. Someone on RAW better win the Breakthrough Battle Royal. If they don’t, he’ll hit the ring and make him hope he didn’t. Taker is his and the WHC is his. It’s his and no one is going to stop him. Fire erupts from the stage and out comes Kane. Off comes Batista’s sunglasses as Kane gets in the ring. Kane asks what exactly means disrespect him? Does cutting him off in the ring do that? He hopes it does because he hopes to see what he’ll do about it. “Please, Dave, make an example out of me,” says Kane! Batista drops the mic and slowly backs away. Batista leaves the ring smirking. Much heat and Kane just stares. Batista backs away then up the ramp, still smirking. Kane sets off his fire in all four corners.
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Cryme Tyme out to the ring. Legacy out to face them.
Cody kicks the heck out of JTG, but JTG slams Cody down and then pins for two. Cody flees the ring. On his way back in Ted gets the tag. Ted attacks JTG from behind. JTG face first into the corner. Cody tags in and they double team JTG. Cody stomps Ted. JTG slammed down face first. Kick to JTG’s gut and Ted tags in to pin for two. Cody tags in and dropkicks JTG’s face for two. Armlock on JTG. JTG works out and kicks Cody who telegraphs. Shad and Ted tag in. Shad in control. Atomic drop on Ted (looked horrible and obviously didn’t touch anything anywhere on Ted as he was so far out from Shad) and then a shoulder block to Ted. Shad telegraphs and is kicked for it. Shad catches Ted, then easily swings him up for a powerbomb. Shad pins but Cody breaks the count with a kick. JTG dropkicks Cody. Cody pulls JTG from the ring, but Shad knocks Cody to the floor. Ted hits his finisher on Ted for three.
– Winners: Legacy
They celebrate and scowl in the ring.
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Backstage Kim is about to talk but Fox comes in and says she’s thankful for not embarrassing herself for not being the first pinned at SS. Kim threatens with a pie. Fox grabs a pie. Santino tries to calm them down and says they can cook for their husbands or boyfriends. He’s thankful for breasts… of turkey. He would like the Divas to come together to cook for him. He asks them what they say. Kim and Fox nail him with pies. The Bellas get sweet on him, then pie him when he wants them to cook. Eve then is there helping and ends up pieing him too. Vickie comes1 in with a huge pie, giggling. He flails and she gets the pie in her face
Justin announces the special color commentator, Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura in a great spiked leather jacket. He says he’s in charge tonight and wants to turn back the hands of time to when he was on the broadcast team of the World Wrestling then Federation. Only makes sense to bring back his partner. He announces Vince who comes out looking like a much older version of the boy in the suit he was way back then. Jesse comments on Vince’s tie. They’re right back in their old roles as if very little has changed, though Vince is a little bitchier than back then – he barely said anything bad in then, now he stands up for himself. Kofi out to the ring.
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Everyone but Orton’s in the ring. Orton out to the ring. Heels on one side and faces on the other. Legacy on Kofi, but then he’s rescued. Henry waved off R-Truth and went after Cody. Orton standing around outside the ring. (It’s so odd to hear these two on mic!) Vince ever has his little glasses on. They start arguing about money. R-Truth over the top, but hangs on. Sheamus is just standing in a corner and not fighting. Kofi on R-Truth, Henry on Ted, MVP on Cody. Rake to Henry’s eyes and they both worked on MVP. Sheamus into the action on R-Truth who’s eliminated. Orton in under the ropes and on Kofi. Cody helps Orton. MVP throws Cody into Ted as Jesse talks about how white Sheamus is. Sheamus eliminates MVP. Head butt from Henry onto Sheamus. Henry gets Sheamus up, but he hangs on. Legacy on Henry. Henry double clotheslines Legacy out and they’re eliminated. Sheamus then eliminates Henry! Orton on Kofi while Sheamus watches from the opposite corner. “Kofi” chants. Kofi flies onto Orton. Sheamus into the action and Orton takes him down hard. Boot to Sheamus’ head. Dropkick on Orton and then Kofi over the top, but skins the cat to get his feet around Orton’s head. Orton’s eliminated and shocked. Vince and Jesse argue about who said what. Sheamus clotheslines Kofi from the ring.
– Winner: Sheamus
Sheamus holding that same side of his mouth as earlier. Video of Orton’s elimination, then Kofi elimination. Vince and Jesse continue talking on announce. Jesse says he’s going to make sure these contracts are signed.
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Verne Troyer will be special guest host next week.
Table set up in the ring for contract signing. Jesse and Sheamus there. Jesse thanks Hershey for having him there. The winner of the Battle Royal will get a Championship Match. He’s not only undefeated, he’s put people out of wrestling. It’s time to sign this. Jesse tells Cena his presence is demanded in the ring. He comes out in his new Wheaties looking t-shirt. Cena gets a mixed reaction. He tells Cena he’ll sign to face Sheamus in his first ever Championship Match. Sheamus says he’s the number one contender and demands Cena stand up and face him. Cena asks how many times he’s heard that before? Usually it’s a future Hall Of Famer. Now here’s Sheamus demanding he takes him seriously. Why? Because he beat up an announcer? Because you crippled a guy half your size? Now what? He going to beat up Cole? Cripple a camera man? Cena slowly stands. He says for the past 8 years he’s hung with the best in the land and proud to be here the Champion. Not because he got lucky or preyed on the weak. He stands there a Champion because he earned it! He stands there a Champion because every – like him or not – knows it’s his passion and all he has. Sheamus wants serious, he has serious. He’s gone toe to toe with the meanest, baddest, the toughest and all have been compromised. Cena tells Sheamus to take a good look at that contract. He’s not an announcer, he will not but put in a retirement home. He’d better be ready to make a statement. Sheamus says he retires people because he can. But it’s nothing compared to what he’s going to do to Cena. Cena’s hat flew into the crowd by Cena’s own hand. Cena’s shirt off and into the crowd. Jesse tells Sheamus to sign it! Cena then signed. Jesse holds it up and says in three weeks on TLC they’ll face off for the championship. Jesse says he thinks there’s a conspiracy to keep Cena champ. He’s got the look, does commercials, does it all. Jesse didn’t get a shot because he didn’t go with the flow. Jesse says he never got a shot at the title. “Cena sucks” chants. Cena up in Jesse’s face, but then Sheamus hit’s a boot to Cena’s head. Sheamus pulls Cena up and into the ring post. Jesse tells everyone to look at out Champion. Sheamus gets Cena up and puts him through the table. Jesse says this will be a Table Match for the title. Sheamus puts his arms up and gets some decent heat. Video of the attack on Cena narrated by Cole. Sheamus, his foot on Cena’s chest, holds the strap high.
Biggest pop
DX
Kofi
Biggest heat
Orton
Jericho
Batista
Sheamus
Mixed
Cena
Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura