This week’s three hour Slammy Award Special RAW starts with the promo for the Slammy Awards. It’s the same one they showed online. They set the whole thing up as if it’s a huge Award Show.
Pyro.
Cole announce himself, Punk and King. Punk says Award Shows are boring, except this one. King wants to get his hands on Cole, Punk holds him back.
Justin announces David Arquette talking about him being a WCW Heavyweight Champion. King’s disgusted, Cole loves him. Arq talks about beating Bischoff. He should have won an Oscar for Ready To Rumble. The fans HATE Arq who’s putting on a voice and sounds like an idiot!
Shocker of the Year!
– Miz cashing in the MITB and winning over Orton.
– Nexus showing up on RAW and taking out Cena.
– Paul Bearer turns on Taker, sides with Kane.
– Orton hits an RKO on Jericho, then punts his head off.
Winner – Nexus
Out comes Wade, looking like he smelled something bad. Arq gave him the Award and hit him hard on the arm. Wade didn’t even look at Arq. HUGE heat for Wade. He accepts on behalf of Nexus. More heat. Of course Nexus wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for him. If he hadn’t won Season 1 and brought them with him, Nexus wouldn’t have become the most powerful group in the WWE. Speaking of power, he’s the one man with the power to re-hire Cena. Of course, the rest of Nexus told him to re-hire Cena or be excommunicated. The group he created. He has yet to decide, but will by the end of the show. You can believe he’ll be creating many more moments in the WWE.
Ding-Ding! Arq still stood on stage, Wade stopped and waited before going out back. Punk really wants to read this. He says they liked it when he did it. Some stray fans are yelling for Punk.
And I quote, “Mr. Barrett, I’m going to give you the opportunity to give us another shocking moment in a match, right now. Against this man – ” Big Show comes out, all smiles. Wade isn’t’ happy. Wade looks up at Big Show who got in Wade’s face. Big Show stole Wade’s Slammy, waved it high, smiling, then into the ring. Big Show waves the Slammy at Wade. Punk says Big Show must think there’s chocolate under that Slammy, it’s the only reason he’d want it. Punk just keeps on Big Show in a big way, really ripping into him.
Wade Barrett Vs. Big Show
The bell and there’s a few people chanting for Wade. Cole says he invited Arq. Punk and King aren’t impressed. Wade hid in the ropes a couple times, making Big Show back off. Wade then slid out of the ring, Big Show isn’t impressed. The ref counts. “Cena!” chants through the building.
Wade back into the ring. Big Show asks if he’s sure. Wade is. A kick to Wade’s gut, then a big slap to his chest in the corner. Wade puts on quite the face! Wade rakes Big Show’s eyes. Wade kicks at Big Show’s knee, then gut, then knee again. Punch to Big Show’s face. “Cena!” chants grow louder.
Punch to the face drops Big Show to one knee. Big Show back up and forearms to Wade’s back. Punches to Wade’s gut, then Wade thrown out. Big slap to Wade’s chest as Punk doesn’t like any of this or Big Show. Wade thrown into the ring. Big Show in, but Wade leaves the ring, grabs his Slammy and leaves the ringside area. His chest is BRIGHT red! Wade’s counted out.
Winner – Big Show
Big Show’s not happy about how he won. Big Show leaves the ring wiping that eye and looking a bit unhappy.
Fans are pushed to vote online for Superstar of the Year.
– Commercial
Kelly Kelly out to announce the next Award. Then Justin announces Tyson Kidd. Out comes Kidd with that big guy. The big guy stands behind them both. Kelly really stumbles over the words. Kidd cuts her off and announces Jackson Andrews. He continues to rip on Kelly being stupid. She then said he talked more tonight than his whole WWE career. Two words, Super Cuts!
Despicable Me Award
– Drew McIntyre made Long lay out in the ring.
– Kane buried Taker alive.
– VKM, taking out Bret Hart and kicking him in the slats.
– Punk sings Happy Birthday to Aayliah.
Winner – CM Punk
He’s thrilled to win his third Slammy. He says if you believe in yourself, dreams will come true. He did that because Rey wronged him. When that happens, he gets even. Backstage there’s someone who wronged him. He will get that person back. He holds grudges. If he thinks what Punk did to Rey’s family is despicable, you haven’t seen nothing yet!
Kofi Kingston & Bryan w/ Bellas Vs. Dolph w/ Vickie & Ted w/ Maryse
Kofi came bouncing out before Punk had left. Bryan comes out, one Bella on each arm. Kofi and Bryan shake hands. Dolph comes out, Vickie in a black and white prom dress! Ted out with Maryse on his arm. She’s in a brown dress, fur jacket. She goes directly over to Vickie.
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Dolph on Bryan, takes him down with a leg to the back of his head for two. Ted in and immediately chokes Bryan in the ropes. Ted with a heel cover, then another, but only for two each. Snap mare to Bryan, then Dolph tags in, slings Bryan’s head and pins for two. Ted tags in and pins Bryan for two. Chinlock on Bryan in the center of the ring, but he’s up and free. Bryan ducks twice running the ropes, then they both cross body in what looks really painful. Both tag out.
Kofi really works over Dolph, taking him down a couple times, then boom drop. Trouble in paradise. Kofi pins, Ted tries to break it up, but can’t. Kofi gets the three.
Winners – Bryan & Kofi
One of the Bellas about takes Kofi over by flying into his arms so hard. The Bellas raise Bryan’s and Kofi’s arms in the ring.
– Commercial
Santino and Kozlov out to announce the next Slammy. Santino talks, Kozlov just smiles. Santino talks about Kozlov being humiliated, then Kozlov lost his smile. Kozlov then threatened to crush Santino for bringing it up. Santino immediately apologized, says he respects Kozlov and loves him. Santino kisses Kozlov twice. Kozlov isn’t’ impressed. Santino says they’re from Europe! Kozlov says they’re not in Europe! Santino decides to stand over there. Kozlov then announces the nominees.
Guest Star Shining Moment of the Year
– Mike Tyson – knocked out Jericho, with/for DX.
– Pee-Wee Herman – really! With Miz.
– Wayne Brady – then he takes an RKO!
– Shatner – singing entrance themes.
Winner – Pee-Wee Herman
Cole says none of them can be there, but they have him on satellite. He’s overwhelmed. It was only him and his talented ability. No he thanks Miz and Big Show. Words escape him. He wouldn’t have been able to do it without all of WWE. He then plugged his show open for three more weeks. “You like me, you really, really like me!” Both King and Punk were bummed Shatner didn’t win.
Backstage Wade puts his Slammy up on a shelf, then turns to Nexus. They all stare. Otunga wants Wade’s decision. Otunga says if Wade doesn’t hire Cena back, Nexus will be fine, but he’s not sure about Wade. With Big Show out there, doesn’t look promising for his singles career. Wade thanks Otunga for opening his eyes. He knows exactly what he needs to do.
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Mark Henry Vs. ‘Dashing’ Cody Rhodes
Henry out to the ring in red, all smiles. Cody out to look in his mirror. Cole says Cody visited a spa earlier today. Punk continued in full on heel mode, ripping on the locals and how they need to hit the spas.
Cody hides in the ropes right off, the ref backs Henry off. Cody hides in the ropes again. Cody yells about his face. Cody grabs Henry in a side headlock and was pushed off, then clotheslined. Henry ripped at Cody’s face. Cody screamed, then hit a drop toe hold, Henry eating a corner. Cody stomped Henry, then locked on a chinlock as Henry sat on the mat. Cody moves up to squeeze Henry’s head. Henry up to his feet. Cody kicks at Henry but is flung off. Clotheslines to Cody, then Henry back splashes Cody. Cody hits his beautiful disaster kick. Cody flies off the corner with a knee to Henry’s spine for three.
Winner – Cody Rhodes
Cody flees all smiles over his unbelievable victory.
– Commercial
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler to the stage in all his glory – blazer and crown. Vickie out in her black and white prom dress to hang with him. He says he was up all night with his lizard. Vickie acted all concerned, what’s wrong with him? Reptile dysfunction. She wasn’t impressed. King says there’s some moves that are beyond words. The only reaction can be ^%$*! Vickie says that was her reaction when Cole cost him the Title! King says it’s also the reaction Dolph must have when she models new lingerie. Fans love this, Vickie doesn’t. Excuse me? King goes on to say that’s the reaction of the waiter when he shows her the menu and she says she’ll take it! Excuse me? She says she’s lost a considerable amount of weight! King says to look around, pointing to her ass, she’ll find it!
WWE Hole Shit Award
– JoMo – jumping from the scaffolding onto Bryan and Miz.
– Kofi – boom drop off the ladder, through a table.
– Cena – hits an AA on Batista from the top of a car, through the stage.
– Orton – RKO on a flying Evan Bourne.
Winner – Cena
Vickie grabs the Slammy. King says they accept it for him as he’s not there. Wade comes out and takes it. If Cena wants it, he can come and get it. Wade heads for the ring. Now the whole world is hanging on his every word because he’s deciding whether or not to re-hire Cena. “Cena!” chants fill the arena.
Wade stands and waits. Then he says his decision is – He stands there and thinks. His decision is – Then he stops again to think. Heat and “Cena” chants. Wade huffs at it all. He says he’s not making his decision unless Cena comes to the ring and faces him. He knows Cena’s watching, so come out and face him man to man.
Cena comes through the crowd again. Hugging kids, slapping hands of kids, then by announce and into the ring to the pleasure of the fans. Wade tells Cena to hold on, keep his distance. Cena attacks him now and he knows what Wade’s decision is. He’s thought long and hard about this. It effects a lot of people. It effects Cena, Wade and Nexus.
Speaking of Nexus, they all come out to ringside, led by Wade. Off came his shirt and hat as they surround the ring. Wade glares, the “Cena” chants fill the arena! Cena is officially re-hired! On two conditions! Number one, Cena agrees to face Wade this Sunday at TLC in a Chair Match. Number two, give the whole world what they want, Cena agrees to go one on one with David Otunga! Cena laughs his ass off. Otunga looks double crossed.
Wade says that he’ll show Cena why they re-hired him. Wade leaves the ring and Nexus attacks. Wade back into the ring with a chair. They stop stomping Cena. Cena almost stands upright and Wade rears back and gives Cena a very solid chair shot. A second chair shot and Wade leaves. The rest of Nexus leaves Cena prone in the ring.
– Commercial
Video recap of Wade re-hiring Cena, then Nexus taking Cena out. Wade then used the chair on Cena, twice.
Cole then runs through the Slammys already won. Punk got to announce his own win.
Arq, back out to the podium as Elvis. He wasn’t supposed to be out again, but he’s opening a theater at the Roosevelt Hotel. He rips on the fans. This encapsulates what makes the WWE Universe so great.
WWE Fan Reaction of the Year
– Weird kid reacting to Cena joining Nexus.
– Loser crying when HBK’s career ended at WM.
– Dumbstruck moron
– Angry demon girl when Miz beat Orton and won the WWE Championship.
Winner – Angry Miz Girl!!!
She’s there to accept her Slammy! She comes out in a cute dress with her dad. She very quietly and meekly thanks her Dad for bringing her and her sister for standing up for her (most likely online).
“Awesome!” She turns to see Miz and Riley. Miz on his knees, she glares. He asks if she remembers him, he remembers her. She looks so pretty, her Slammy is so shiny. Can he look at her Slammy? She lets him take it. He says he should take this for safe keeping, okay? Can she do him a favor? Can she give him the face she did to earn this Slammy? Miz bugged his eyes out at her, she gave him that original glare and walked away. Miz to the center of the stage. He says if anyone deserves a Slammy, it’s him, not a nine year old girl! This year he’s held the US Championship, the MITB and the WWE Championship. He says that’s called a grand slam! He finds it’s amazing that tonight’s the Slammy, but there’s three weeks left. Tune in to TLC where he’ll beat Orton so bad that Orton will be begging Miz to put him through a table. He’ll prove to everyone why he’s the biggest must see Champion in the WWE history, why the fans are there tonight!
Ding-Ding! Cole up, and apologized to Miz for having to read this email. And I quote, “I decided that, six days before your Tables Match at TLC, both Miz and Orton will face former Champions here tonight. Miz, your match against a former World Champion begins right now.”
Miz w/ Riley Vs. Rey Mysterio
Miz readied himself in the ring. Rey out to the ring through much hooplah. Cole says the GM will rue the day he put together this match, he’ll embarrass Rey!
Kick to Rey’s gut, then punches to his face. Rey stomped in a corner. Rey whipped, tries to float over and is caught. Rey hits head scissors sending Miz out. Rey out with a seated senton.
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Head scissors to Miz, but then they struggled around a bit, screwed up a spot, then a DDT to Miz. Miz set up for the 619, but then Alberto’s music hits and he comes out. Rey and Miz outside and Rey eats apron. Alberto walks down smiling and talking off mic. Rey rolled in, Miz pins, but only gets two.
Miz stomps Rey, then punches him in the head. Rey set up top. Cole again says they’ll rue the day! Miz up, but Rey fights back and Miz falls to the ring. Seated senton off the corner, then a cross body but Miz kicks out. Kick to Rey’s ribs, but Rey rolls through and kicks Miz in the ribs for two, drop toe hold on Miz, but Alberto on the opposite apron. Miz up and swings, but nails Alberto.
Rey again with a drop toe hold, third side. Alberto tripped Rey as Riley distracted the ref. Miz gets three. Cole about bounces out of his skin in adoration.
Winner – Miz
Rey chases Alberto up the ramp. Riley and Arq into the ring to celebrate with Miz.
Ding-Ding! Punk again wants to read this. Cole again apologizes to Miz for this email. And I quote, “As I said earlier both Miz and Orton will face Champions tonight. Later Orton will be in a Handicap Match against Riley and former WCW Champion, David Arquette. King really rips on the idiot, Punk wanted to know which one (Arq or Riley). King says both!
– Commercial
Video from Bourbon Street.
Edge out to present a Slammy. He says it’s an honor to be out there presenting. Kane was supposed to present with him, but he’s off having a meltdown right now. But Kane will forget all about Paul Bearer when Edge beats you for the WWE WHC. But Edge says he needs someone to present with him. The fans yell for Edge to pick them. He says he needs someone he has had chemistry with. Out comes Christian. Christian has his arm in a sling, but all smiles to be with his ‘brother’. Edge calls him Cpt. Charisma, welcome back buddy. Christian says he hopes Alberto wins this tonight. He doesn’t think his peeps have forgot, especially his peeps in Louisiana.
Oh, Snap! Moment of the Year
– Big Show – destroys Swagger’s trophies
– Alberto Del Rio – injuring Rey’s shoulder with a chair.
– Edge – beating up the RAW GM’s computer.
– Batista – quit’s the WWE!
Winner – Edge!
The fans go wild for Edge. He says he appreciates the Slammy, but for meltdown of the year. He’s always been cool and calm. He might have lost his cool about the RAW GM who happens to be a gutless vindictive coward hiding behind a computer who –
Ding-Ding! Christian asks for your attention please, he’s received an email from the RAW GM! Actually, he is kidding! Edge is having another meltdown! Calm down!
Edge says things change in the WWE. After this Sunday, he’ll be the RAW GM, but some things stay the same.
Christian Ding-Ding! Edge then says, ‘And I quote,’ “Michael Cole is still a massive tool!”‘ Cole really pitched a bitch after all of that. He doesn’t understand why Edge won an Award for beating up a computer! His facial expressions were priceless!
Sheamus Vs. John Morrison
Sheamus out to the ring in his new KOTR garb. JoMo out in his famous slo-mo way.
Sheamus onto JoMo in a corner, even with the ref between them JoMo rushed out and tackled Sheamus. They rolled around with each other, pounding, beating on each other, no breaking. Bell!
Double DQ
They each knocked the ref over at least once and neither reacted to the ref’s count. Three refs in the ring and they’re pulled apart. “Let them fight!” chants.
Ding-Ding! And I quote, “Sheamus, Morrison, it’s obvious this issue of yours won’t be resolved tonight. So I’ve decided to raise the stakes, not only will the two of you compete on Sunday, but the winner of your match will become the #1 Contender for the WWE Championship! The winner will be the man who retrieves the contract suspended above the ring. That’s right, the two of you will compete in a #1 Contenders Ladder Match.”
Sheamus beats on JoMo, then leaves the ring. Sheamus over to Cole, screams he should be the #1 contender because he won KOTR. Sheamus grabbed a ladder and slammed it up into JoMo. Sheamus then got JoMo up on his shoulders and flung him from the ring. JoMo landed back first on the ladder leaned on the apron! Immediately refs out to JoMo’s side as he writhes and holds his back/kidney area.
– Commercial
JTG and Regal out to present a Slammy. JTG ‘YO’s’ the fans, gets very little reaction. Regal then primly announces the nominees.
Knucklehead Moment of the Year
– Punk de-masked by Big Show!
– Mae Young defeats Lay-Cool!
– Glamazon eliminated Khali from the Rumble!
– Kozlov defeats Santino in a Dance – Off!
Winner – Mae Young defeats Lay-Cool
JTG announce Lay-Cool beating Mae Young! They’re so excited that they won! Layla says she’d thank Mae, but she doesn’t think they get basic cable at the nursing home she’s in. Layla will cherish this forever. Like them, this Award will always be Flawless! Michelle says it’s time for them to win their second Slammy of the night, Diva of the Year!
– Commercial
Diva Battle Royal
Lay-Cool ready themselves in the ring. The rest of the Divas come out en masse, including Kaitlyn. The last two out were Beth and Natalya.
They all surround Lay-Cool. The bell rings and they attack.
Eliminated – Kaitlyn & Rosa
Beth on Gail, but it’s Tamina tossed out.
Eliminated – Tamina
Eve out on the apron, but she tosses a Bella out. Then Fox knocks Eve from the apron.
Eliminated – Bella #1 & Eve
The other Bella flipped over then knocked off the apron. Maryse then tossed out over the top. Both of Lay-Cool are in the ring. Michelle and Kelly fighting, but Kelly dropped out on her head.
Eliminated – Bella #2 & Maryse & Kelly
Fox holds on for dear life. Melina up in Beth chicken wings. Melina tossed out. Lay-Cool on Beth, but Natalya helped her.
Eliminated – Melina
Beth flipped Layla to the mat as Gail and Fox worked Natalya. Layla then helped Michelle eliminate Beth. Natalya then tossed both Gail Kim and Fox out at the same time!
Eliminated – Layla & Fox & Kim
Michelle kicked Natalya in the face, she flopped out.
Eliminated – Natalya
Diva of the Year – Michelle McCool
Layla in to celebrate with her. Michelle up on a corner, holds the Slammy high over hear head, eyes closed.
Ding-Ding! And I quote, “Celebrate all you want tonight ladies, but this Sunday may be a different story. At TLC Lay-Cool will face Natalya and Beth in the first ever Divas Tag Team Tables Match!”
In the ring Michelle starts shaking, Layla crying. Outside, Natalya and Beth look thrilled!
Backstage Edge is heading for the ring.
– Commercial
WWE Rewind – Edge with Bearer. Edge told Kane that Bearer was up there, but after all those dummies, Kane didn’t believe him. Now I won’t get to see Bearer at RR!
Edge Vs. Jack Swagger
Edge out to the ring. Cole is upset at Long not suspending Edge for abducting Bearer. King then says Kane sound be suspended for killing Bearer (again!). Swagger out to face him, still looking like a little boy playing a role.
They lock up, Swagger knees Edge, then slams Edge to the mat. Swagger rolls Edge to the ropes, then knees and stomps him. Edge into the ropes and choked there. Edge eats a corner, then whipped so hard he hit’s the mat. Heat for Swagger. Edge punches back at Swagger but then into a (crappy) gut buster. Swagger pins, but Edge pretty easily kicks out. Arm hold on Edge in the center of the ring. Edge to his knees, then up. Edge fights out, but then runs into a big boot. Swagger pins for two.
Swagger’s frustrated; yells at the fans. Edge up, but slides off and slams Swagger back to the mat. Both are down. Swagger barrels across the ring, faster than most wrestlers we normally see. Luckily Edge ducks that clothesline. Flying forearm at Swagger, then Swagger is slammed face first to the mat for two. Swagger pulls Edge into a belly-to-belly for two. Swagger goes for his corner splash, Edge gets his feet up. Swagger tries for his ankle lock. Edge rolls through and free. Swagger goes for his gut wrench, but Edge reverses out. Edge sets up and is able to spear Swagger! Edge easily gets the three.
Winner – Edge
Backstage Miz and Riley talking. Riley rips on Arq’s acting and horrible ring skills, ten years ago. Arq in and thrills says he and Miz have a lot in common. They both have extensive Hollywood careers, their doubters during their championship run, but most of all, they’re both awesome! Arq runs out. Riley says that Orton’s dangerous and Arq is delusional! Miz says he has one goal in mind, to put Orton through a table. Miz stares off into space.
– Commercial
Big Show out in a very sexy suit to present the next Slammy. Of course he has a huge grin. He gets to the podium, then grabs a hand mic. He says he thinks they figured Hornswoggle was presenting this one. It is about 6 inches too low for him. Story of his life, I’m sure! He says there’s been many legendary moments in WWE history. Hulk Hogan body slamming Andre! Snuka leaping from the top of the steel cage. The birth of Austin 316. These are epic and iconic moments in WWE history that will stay with us a lifetime.
WWE Moment of the Year
– Free or Fired – Fired!
– “Sheamus-ful” Act – HHH in tears when HBK retired, but Sheamus attacked him with a lead pipe from behind!
– Super Sized Spear – on Jericho across two announce tables & through a barrier!
– Streak Vs. Career – HBK Vs. Taker at WM!
Winner – Streak Vs. Career
HBK’s music. He’s on video on the tron. He says he’s at an undisclosed location that can’t be revealed as the WWE would find him and try to get him to come back and we can’t have that. In all seriousness, he has to thank us for making his life a wonderful thing to be living. It was a tough moment to be living, but it was his sheer joy over the years to be part of a number of memorable moments. He thanks the fans. It’s been a wonderful ride. Does he miss it? No, he doesn’t. Does he miss us? Yes, he does. Hopefully, somewhere down the road we’ll see each other very soon. Thanks for the Slammy and good luck. (He was in layers of black and camo, wearing a cap and looked to be in HHH’s trailer? It looked like a trailer, so it was likely his best friend’s.)
– Commercial
Handicap Match – Randy Orton Vs. Alex Riley & David Arquette
Orton out to the ring to huge pop. Miz, Riley and Arq out. Arq is dressed in a gi. Red shoes, white pants and a very patriotic top that makes me dizzy and a bit nauseated every time he moves, which is constantly.
Riley starts with Orton, knees to Riley’s gut, then punches into a corner and then an upper cut, then another. Punk rips on Arq’s gi in a big way, saying it looks like it belongs to James ‘Clubber’ Lang (Rocky 3, played by Mr. T). Riley reverses a whip, but Orton comes out with a huge clothesline. Upper cut to Riley, then Orton pins for two. “RKO!” chants fill the arena.
Orton whips Riley, but then runs into a double kick. Arq tags in and pushes on Orton. Orton looks up and Arq is about ill. On kick to Arq’s gut, no where near as hard as Orton could have done and Arq hit the mat. Orton pounded the mat, but Arq slid back and fervently tagged out, then slid from the ring.
Riley tags in and gets a ‘vintage’ backbreaker for his troubles. Orton grinds a foot into rills face as he glares at Arq. King says he didn’t see Ready To Rumble when it came out in theaters, but he flushed a $10 down the toilet, so he’d feel like he saw it. Punk says he’s never even heard of it! Orton, so focused on Arq, went to drop a knee on Riley’s face, but Riley moves. Orton holds his knee as Cole says Arq in Ready To Rumble was almost as good as his role as Dewey Riley in Scream.
Riley suplexes (if that’s what that piss poor move was – Punk called it that) Orton and keeps control with punches. Orton to his feet and stomps Riley, but runs into a knee that drops him. Orton into the heel corner, Arq purposefully puts his hand high in the air to show the ref, but when Riley distracts the ref, Arq chokes the heck out of Orton. Then Arq’s hands back up. Riley on Orton, but then eats a couple of hard clotheslines and that sweet fast clothesline! Angle slam to Riley, then Orton pounds the mat. Riley eats an RKO for three.
Winner – Orton
Orton barely to his feet when Miz hits him with the MITB case. Arq loves this. Miz out, grabs a table. Miz slides it in and Arq starts to set it up for him. They set Orton up for a double suplex, Arq really into this. Orton blocks the move. Orton barely seems to twitch, but Arq flies through the air into the corner. Orton sets Miz up, about to power bomb him through the table the way he did Riley last week, but like a gnat, Arq attacks Orton’s back with a double axe handle that barely seems to register. Orton turns, Arq knows he’s screwed, Miz leaves the ring. Arq tries to flee, Orton grabs him. One kick to his gut and Arq crumbles like he did earlier. The fans are loving this. Orton was nicer than he had to be power bombing Arq through the table. He basically just dropped Arq. Miz stands on the ramp, staring. Video of the end of the match as refs and others rush the ring to make sure Arq is still in one piece. Yeah, they’re putting Arq on a board, EMTs working on the scrawny little wisp of a guy.
– Commercial
More video from Bourbon Street. King, Cole and Punk run through the matches slated for TLC.
Justin announces Cole out to present the next Slammy. King says Cole’s getting a standing boo. Cole says 2010 had great action, but also memorable quotes. Many of the quotes have to be seen and heard to be believed.
‘And I Quote’ Line of the Year
– Santino – Do you take your tea dark or milky?
– Miz – 17 wins from tying Taker.
– HHH – You don’t drink, you don’t smoke, you don’t do drugs? Neither do I, but I also don’t look like I’ve been on a week long binge with Amy Winehouse.
– Cena – !s that Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy’s?
– Edge – Why am I arguing with a computer?
– Steph – My dad’s still in a coma, right? HHH – yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s brain dead.
– Orton – I’d RKO my grandmother to keep this Title, then I’d RKO your grandmother to see the look on her face.
– Mae Young’s potty mouth!
– Cole – And I quote!
Winner – Cole
King doesn’t believe it. Cole said he didn’t expect this, then pulled out a piece of paper to read from. He thanked his Cole-miners and then went on and on! They cut him off with music.
– Commercial
Justin announces Teddy Long to announce the final Slammy. Cole is screeching about being cut off. King told him to shut up!
Superstar of the Year
– Edge
– The Miz
– Kane
– John Cena
– Rey Mysterio
– Randy Orton (biggest pop)
Winner – John Cena
Cena comes out to decent pop. A hug for Teddy Long. Cena, all baby face smiles, like a kid in a candy store. He thanks the fans for not giving up on him. It was our Award to give away, and it’s amazing we gave it to him because up until an hour ago, he didn’t even have a job. It’s been a bit of a crazy year for him. He was forced to join Nexus. The only good that came of it was peeing in Wade’s coffee. Forced to leave the WWE. That wasn’t too bad because he spent the past month tailgating with the WWE Universe. What a city to end with a party! This is a PG show, so technically all he can say is there’s magic on Bourbon Street, he’s lived it. The things that have happened this year have been his own fault. He said he’d join Nexus and he did. He said he’d leave the WWE and he did. He is now back, full time on RAW. By accepting this Award, he will continue to be a man of his word. He’s gotten to each member of Nexus, except two – Otunga and Wade. Tonight when he steps in the ring with Otunga, it doesn’t matter if he brings Hasky, MakGillycutty, the dude from fashionable male, that chick from Wendy’s. Tonight Otunga will get hurt. That will leave just one, Wade Barrett. So tonight he’ll give his word at TLC, every ounce of frustration, misery, anger he has will be unleashed. This Sunday at TLC, we have his word, Wade Barrett will be destroyed.
John Cena Vs. David Otunga w/ Nexus
Cena runs down to the ring and starts removing items and throwing them to the fans. Wade, chair in hand, leads Nexus out to the stage. 12 Stones are in the front row.
Wade says, before this starts, Wade wants to remind everyone what happened earlier tonight, later tonight, then on TLC. Video of the earlier attack on Cena. Otunga walks a little bit down the ramp, then back up to hit arms with all except Wade. They stare, nod a bit, but Otunga mostly glares.
Otunga to the ring, the rest of Nexus stay up on the ramp. But then McGillicutty turns and leaves the stage! Husky turns and leaves. Wade has been motioning and they leave. Heath, then Gabriel. Wade then leaves.
Cena pulls Otunga into the ring over the top. Clothesline to Otunga. Otunga into a corner and chopped. A chop to Otunga’s back! Arm bar and a knee to Otunga’s gut. Gut wrench power bomb to Otunga. Shoulder block to Otunga. Otunga eats a corner, then whipped, but moves. Otunga stomps Cena, then punches to the head. Punches on Cena, then an block/ upper cut for two. Cena manages to lock in the STF. Wade has to tap out.
Winner – Cena
Wade stares down at the ring. Cena out, then back in with a chair. Chair top to Otunga, then chair shots to his back. Otunga pleads with Wade for help. Wade just stares. Another chair shot as Otunga stands up. Cena grabs an ankle, then points to Wade, mouthing that this is Wade. Otunga up again and get another chair shot to the back. Cena keeps pounding on Otunga with the chair until he rolled out. The fans cheer Cena. Wade looks at his own chair in hand.
Biggest pop
Orton
Cena
Santino & Kozlov
Biggest heat
Wade Barrett/Nexus
David Arquette
Miz